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Re: Critical Windows Updates

From: Brown, Elizabeth
Sent: Wednesday, April 11, 2007 9:21 AM
To: 'William Stohner'
Subject: FW: Critical Windows Updates

al qaeda is going to try to get into our firm network

>From: IT Manager
>Sent: Wednesday, April 11, 2007 9:18 AM
>To: (All Staff Members)
>Subject: Critical Windows Updates
>Importance: High

>There are some new Windows vulnerabilities that have been discovered.
Unfortunately these vulnerabilities are a serious threat to our network.
Please stay of the internet until your computer is updated. We will be monitoring and logging all web traffic today. I'm rolling out the updates today at 10:00 a.m.
>Today at 10:00 a.m. your computers will download and install windows updates. Please be sure to save your work in case of reboot. If your computer does not install the updated today, it may install the updates the following day at 10:00 a.m.
>Sorry for the inconvenience.
>If you have any questions or comments, please reply directly to me and not all staff.
>Thanks.

>IT Manager
>F** O** & L**

From: William Stohner
Sent: Wednesday, April 11, 2007 9:39 AM
To: Brown, Elizabeth
Subject: Re: FW: Critical Windows Updates

lol so you've been vulnerable to this for months, but now that they know about it, you can't use the internet for an hour this morning to protect yourselves... retarded

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